Brandon Stephens

I'm a NJ beard enthusiast who loves tattoos, hip hop, and healthy living! When I'm not getting my swell on at the gym, I can be found on the couch with my wife, son, and baby daughter playing Super Mario Brothers on the Wii! Through my struggles with addiction, I have come to know God's grace and mercy personally and am thankful for this new way of life.

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Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor

Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps.

PR disaster Sean Spicer steps down to take on a more senior role

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer is stepping down from his current position after he has not managed to make any Trump's statements more edible...

Waking, driving and the magic of relief

Every morning at about 7am, my five year old daughter wakes me up with a cuddle. This is by far my favourite time of the day. I then stagger out of be...

The BP Oil Spill Conspiracy

Really...? Yes, really.

Trumps choice Betsy DeVos called unfit for job

Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for Secretary of Education, came under fire from democrats who were calling the member of the Republican Party unfit for the...

Brandon's contributions

In Gosh We Trust

Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation?

School Shootings and Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Holy Crap!

I'm angry. Furious really. Livid.