Keyboard Cowboy

Hello, The name "Keyboard Cowboy" was given to me by a fellow poster who thought I was trying to be a hero behind my keyboard. I've been married for 15yrs. I have 2 girls, 1 boy, and 1 boy on the way. Whether it's the Kentucky Derby, the Daytona 500, or the Race for the Presidency; I love RACING. I will battle in the arena of IDEAS. I am an ECONOMIC CONSERVATIVE and LIBERTARIAN on social issues. I believe that a government doesn't create jobs but creates an environment for jobs to thrive. I believe a government cannot change people's hearts with laws, but it can show some moral leadership. For these views, I have been BANNED from the HUFFINGTONPOST.com and the now defunct CUREVENTS.com. I wear this like a BADGE OF HONOR. Throughout the week, I comment at GRETAWIRE.COM. Every Thursday, I will be bringing it strong with the FACTS, a little SARCASM, some SATIRE, and a whole lot of over-the-top HYPERBOLE.

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If the professor of the University of Tampa had acted like Trump

A university professor at the University of Tampa was fired for suggesting hurricane Harvey was karma for Texas Republicans. And here's what he would ...

Sean Hannity says Obama has a sick obsession with Trump

Sean Hannity, host of Hannity show on Fox News , said on Thursday that (former) president Barack Obama has a sick obsession with president Trump.

Voting and Shitty Restaurants: A Metaphor

Voting is stupid. Instead, you should take huge dumps.

Turkey: The Mecca of Hair Transplants in Europe

Technology has now advanced to such a point that it is now entirely possible for people to change their appearance in ways never before considered, ev...

Juvie For A 10-Year-Old

According to FoxNews.com, two males brought weapons onto their school campus with a plot to kill a classmate.

Keyboard's contributions

Banned!

If the sole purpose of a firearm is mass murder, it should be banned from civilian ownership.

The Fiscal Cliff Notes

My wife thinks our family budget is nearing the "Fiscal Cliff" because we can’t afford her buying brand new $100 shoes once a month.

Hey Hostess, You Can Eat My Twinkie

Hostess did one better and "Ate the Union's Lunch."

Masochism Is Not a Crime

Adults can't buy and sell sex?

On Election Day, 47% was the Majority

The "47%" consist of those people who think life is unfair and they want government to make it fair.

Romney wins the popular vote

Ok, Romney isn’t president – yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals.

Lance Armstrong Got Run Over

Seven-time Tour de France champion, Lance Armstrong, was run over this week.

President Obama is a Racist

Why is Obama a racist? I don’t know. But, here are some classic examples of his blatant racism.