Brandon Stephens

I'm a NJ beard enthusiast who loves tattoos, hip hop, and healthy living! When I'm not getting my swell on at the gym, I can be found on the couch with my wife, son, and baby daughter playing Super Mario Brothers on the Wii! Through my struggles with addiction, I have come to know God's grace and mercy personally and am thankful for this new way of life.

superbious.com

There has been a furious battle cry from protestors, the media, and the internet due to the inauguration of President Trump. Executive orders have bee...

Angry Burqas or (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Drone Strikes)

I was thumbing through the app store on my phone the other day and found an interesting new game called Angry Burqas.

Mitt Romney: Draft Dodger or Selfless servant of the Lord?

Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual.

Gays Are Not Declared Equal Under the Constitution?

Bill O'Reilly, of the cloth, of the order of defending Christmas from all who would ravage it, and of the school of thought which cherishes the Consti...

President Trump

Sir, sir!, A scrawny, unassuming intern with thick glasses pines for his excellency's attentions over some meaningless diversion. Our great commander ...

Brandon's contributions

In Gosh We Trust

Holy cow! My word! Jiminy Crickets! When something surprising or unbelievable happens, what's your go-to phrase of exclamation?

School Shootings and Santa Claus: Ho, Ho, Holy Crap!

I'm angry. Furious really. Livid.