Kelli Ward, the osteopathic physician who failed to beat McCain in Republican primary in 2016, has urged McCain to resign after it was revealed McCain has an aggressive brain cancer.
She said that "I hope that Sen. McCain is going to look long and hard at this, that his family and advisers are going to look at this ...
Trump's team is doing its best to block the special counsel Robert S. Mueller III's Russia investigation. Part of what he seems to be worried about is that Mueller would be able to access several years of his tax returns, something he has never been ready to actually do, although he has promised to do it a number of ti...
(And this shit is not even made up)
The president from the movie Idiocracy who we call Trump, the man so desperate for fame and his cover on Time magazine, has made his own fake covers and put them on display at his company's golf clubs.
Time magazine has now asked the Trump Organization to remove the bad fake co...
Donald Trump, the unfortunate 45th president of the United States, as one of his main promises to the people who elected him, he said that he will build a "big, beautiful wall," so beautiful that even Ivanka is nothing next to it.
The man who most likely came straight out from the movie Idiocracy, wants to build the...
There has been a furious battle cry from protestors, the media, and the internet due to the inauguration of President Trump. Executive orders have been passed to construct the wall on the Mexican border and to repeal the Affordable Care Act (the replacement is under construction). Trump has not stopped harnessing the p...
On the 8th November, US voters head to the polls to vote in the 58th quadrennial U.S. presidential election. There are 5 candidates, however only two front runners, and one of those is none other than Donald John Trump, Businessman, Television personality and now, scarily, Politician. Has there ever been a time where t...
Donald Trump is the Republican nominee for President.
3 years ago that could have been the title of an article for The Onion. Today, it's just a statement of fact. A mind-numbing, insane, grotesque fact. No matter how unaware of it the mainstream media apparatus is of what's really happening, the greatest political ...
Within the past years, 12 previous months most of all, millions of people have fled their countries - a big part of them from Syria, but also Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran. Probably around 2 million refugees have come to Europe, more to Turkey and other countries, and EU has so far been unable to deal with it. Its ope...
“Sir, sir!” A scrawny, unassuming intern with thick glasses pines for his excellency's attentions over some meaningless diversion. Our great commander is about to finish the 18th hole with a big win over some schmuck he paid to lose, and this little ingrate with a half-shaven uni-brow has the nerve to interrupt, throwi...
That was the number one most googled phrase of the night during CBS’s broadcast of the ninth Republican Debate.
The answer, of course, lies in that flaming mass of tangerine-color—Donald J. Trump.
Donald Trump has turned this political campaign into a must-see sporting event. It’s yet another ailment on his crus...
"Rubio! Rubio! The Republican Savior."
Shouts heard from the wondrous coronation by the media and bookies in Vegas just a week ago for a man who should have been the Republican front runner from the get go. The young, good-looking, non-white, non-threatening, non-Bush candidate from Florida. Rubio checks all the boxes...
Donald Trump used to be just a business man. Once in debt around one billion dollars, he managed to negotiate, and get out of debt. Then he became the douche boss at the TV reality The Apprentice. It's all good, everyone are allowed to boost their ego just a bit. Now he's running for the president of the United States....
Forgive me for my previous transgressions. I had the opportunity to cover the second half of the debauchery guised as the Republican Debate, but I was too busy under the influence in the godforsaken, sinful city of Las Vegas. If a piece of my memory serves me right, I won money, spent it on more rounds of Wild Turkey, ...
Today, I realized I'm a homicidal sociopath. I mean, my hands are bloody and I'm still staring at the body as I construct this writing. Truth be told, it was an impulse: pure unadulterated spontaneity. I considered it a mercy kill because I murdered America. I know it's a bold statement, unlike the others who committed...
(A just a bit late took at the GOP Debate.)
In the erratic year of our Lord, 2015, my eyes witnessed an event of semi-epic proportions: the Republican Primary Debate. An overcast of dread dominated my living room, and my cynicism began to tingle about one fact-diarrhea will flow out of the mouth of politicians.
Thi...
“If you want to crown ‘em then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let ‘em off the hook!” -Dennis Green
It’s hard to watch the media these days and not see Donald Trump’s massive orange head plastered all over it. Trump’s speeches are headline news. The man doesn’t pass on an opportunity ...
The 2015 General Election might be over, but the post-voting analysis is still taking place between politicians and members of the media. Before the ballot boxes were closed, many of the country's online sportsbooks were split on which party may win the race for Number 10. Major outlets such as betfair were tentatively...
In the run up to the UK General Election an online voucher code website has imagined what the party leaders coalition children would look like. The possibility of another coalition government seems likely as voters go to the polls on Thursday 7th May 2015, with 7 leaders to choose from it leads them to some amusing res...
The International Criminal Court, or in short, ICC, is an international tribunal based in The Hague is the Netherlands. It's job, responsibility, is to prosecute individuals for the international crimes against humanity, genocide, and war crimes. It can only exercise its jurisdiction if the national courts are unable o...
The recently and unfortunately re-elected Governor of my state yesterday signed into law a policy that would require drug testing on welfare recipients. You might assume that I live in some southern enclave, or Arizona. No, my friends. I live in the Northern, civilized blue-state of Michigan. Rick Snyder, our CEO-in-ch...
In a recent article at the foreignaffairs.com, John J. Mearsheimer blames the West and the U.S. in the problems in Ukraine. He says that Putin, in this case, isn't so much to blame at all. In the article called "Why the Ukraine Crisis Is the West’s Fault" he says
"U.S. and European leaders blundered in attempting t...
When you're thinking about Egypt and its current turmoil, consider this - the country is split into 4 somewhat balanced powers, almost equal in their influence on the public; the Army leadership now held by Gen. Abdel Fattah "Sisi" el Sisi, the right wing "political islamists" including the Muslim brotherhood and their...
Not that this hasn't happened before in Canadian economic & political history, but I digress. Verizon, a notably powerful ISP, TV, and Phone provider in the U.S. has set its sights on Canada and the lesser ISPs/Phone providers found here. Two rumored acquittals would be Wind Mobile and Mobilicity. That is if the move a...
Gosh, golly, gee. Jiminy Cricket! Shucks! You betcha! Fuck off!
Unfortunately, back in the circus that was the '08 United States Presidential Election, we, as a collective society, had to bear with more than the desirable earful of Sarah Palin's Midwestern colloquialisms dotting every crevice of her hollow speeches....
Bill O'Reilly, of the cloth, of the order of defending Christmas from all who would ravage it, and of the school of thought which cherishes the Constitution of the United States of America, has a problem. He has a problem with queers, or the gay community for the more PC amongst us, having equal rights as declared by t...
The Progressive Conservative party of Canada has, as of late, been buried up to their necks in scandals and cynical reactions from onlookers witnessing the eventual train-wreck. And you know what? I love it. If this is what it takes to encourage voting citizens to stop voting Harper in as Prime Minister, then skies the...
Finally in big news, the countries of the world are finally realizing that they are being spied on by the American government via the NSA. Figured now would be a good time to set up a little bit of a "how long have you been spied on" timeline of sorts, just in case you're not sure how this all happened and came about.
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William O'Reilly, 63, is a man of the cloth (for the most part) and a man of few rational quips on cable television. Year by year, he vigorously campaigns on behalf of the church against secular ideals eroding the traditions he defends. And although Bill knows where his allegiance lies, he doesn't want you, the viewer,...
While onstage George Carlin once joked, "It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." And unfortunately this is very, very true. Looking at Eminem or Tyler Perry, it's easy to believe that the journey from poverty to wealth is commonplace, but simply because Hollywood propaganda and Fox ...
There's a site I follow once in a while, and it is called Crooks and Liars; it is an opinion blog kind of like ours (but much more one-sided, and focused). At C&L, there's a very pro-Democratic party message that permeates pretty much everything. There are also some very politically correct writers there. You'll see on...
Roll out the red carpet - Steven Crowder is on the scene! Mr. Crowder, former voice actor for a character from the PBS program Arthur, now a lowly bottom-feeder for the Fox News propaganda - I mean, information machine, has set his sights on transgendered people! He's out for blood - well, he's out for publicity, rathe...
The Helpless Canadian: "What is all of this chatter about the Keystone pipeline?"
The Helpless Canadian reads about the project and finds a great deal of support arguing on the side of economics and job creation.
The Helpless Canadian: "I think this pipeline could be a good thing for American-Canadian relations ...
What is communism? Many think it is the end of the world as we know it, and they may very well be right. But that's not necessarily a bad thing. Sure, replacing a $16 trillion debt with Stalin is probably a bad trade and it will probably remain a bad trade no matter how high the debt. But despite the McCarthyian propag...
On Tuesday, March 5th, 2013, O'Reilly got into a spat for the books with frequent guest Alan Colmes. The talking points memo preceding that spat put forth the notion that President Obama isn't declaring any specific federal spending cuts and that this is hurting the country. Never mind that Medicare & Medicaid, both fe...
China has been rumbling away for the past decade like an unstoppable fiscal tank, diversifying, purchasing debt, expanding their military and talking to any who will listen about their role as a world leader.
On the financial front, many news pundits and financial advisors have backed their claims, pointing out that...
The looming sequestration, which threatens to cause hundreds of thousands of Government employees to lose their jobs and otherwise wreak all sorts of havoc on the slowly rebuilding economy, is the perfect litmus test for the Republican Party. Working with the other side, namely Democrats, is tantamount to betrayal of t...
What country has a population the size of St. Louis, MO and an ultra-feminist political agenda? And what country is currently attempting to ban internet porn? Welcome to Iceland, ladies and gentlemen.
According to a recent report by CNN.com, Iceland is introducing legislature that will ban internet porn from enterin...
Big Brother is Watching.
Wire-taps, SMS text message interception through radio waves, fusion centers, internet surveillance, facial recognition technologies. It all sounds like something right out of a sci-fi.
However, this tech is all in frequent use, and keeps growing and expanding with new breakthroughs occur...
Welcome, shoppers! As you may well know by the title of this post, the country of Canada is up for grabs! While this doesn't include the will of the people being up for bid, our organization is open to negotiations should you desire this as an addendum to this deed, but please make notice prior to finalization.
Here...
For years I've wondered why conservatives like myself seem to be at such a disadvantage at selling our ideas of limited-government, self-reliance and founding principles to the public at large.
We always seem to be playing catch-up, desperately trying to sell our ideas as the most in tune with natural law, constitut...
It's 1901 in a brand new Australia. Workers have few rights and employers are interested in little more than the bottom line. The Harvester Judgement establishing a basic wage is still six years away, invalid and aged pensions seven, and maternity allowances eleven. The law is firmly on the side of the employer, the Au...
Television
This really isn't a new thing, and if it is news to you, I'm sad to inform you that you've been living under a rock. Let's take a pause for the cause, just look around at the type of people spawning around us. We live in an age where people choose to identify with reality TV stars like Honey-boo-boo and Sno...
That's the contention which Bill would like you, his faithful viewer, to believe; but can you when NBC had clearly reported on drone strikes on Al Qaeda members as ordered by the president?
Bill O'Reilly vehemently loathes "the left" and especially "left-wing loons", and is not above displaying this irrational behav...
Groupthink is not appealing to me; never has been, never will be. So far, with Superbious not appealing to any one groupthink, so good. There's none of that company line towing to be had here, which is a far cry from the usual trope found in opinion publications & the like.
Sometime after Superbious launched, I want...
We're seeing a decline in rational political and social decisions, while we're also seeing an incline of political cynicism and sociopathic tendencies. What is one of the major vehicles driving this trend? The opportunist vulture-culture, a.k.a "The Media", is who. They are without a doubt mostly to blame for the trend...
Does anyone here know what the blazes News Corp. is supposed to be? Well, for those of you who haven't or are considering climbing out from under your respective rocks, News Corp. is Rupert Murdoch's media conglomerate. Rupert Murdoch is a well-known Conservative socio-political figure, who opportunely wields a s*** to...
...on Fox News, which makes this man hilarious and appear pretty empty-headed. Ablow is the go-to-guy at the sketch comedy troupe that is Fox News, to serve as the vehicle for a specific method of character assassination (most of his targets being undeserving); psychiatric evaluations, sans examinations. The saddest th...
God damn it, my fellow Canadians, god freaking damn it. You've essentially told Stephen Harper, the third time so far in 2011, "Hey! Can you continue running our country in the ground while you rake in cash for yourselves and your corporate buddies and spend more than any party has in the past couple of decades with fa...
Church and State. They're supposed to be separate, right? But no matter how much anyone bitches, how far away is the day when they truly are? Whether it's public school, hospitals, or even the government that runs our oh-so-fair country, there's always the presence of a giant cross bearing down on the United States of ...
Is this going to fizzle out soon, or is this just the tip of the ice burgh? A week or two after the election, and things are getting to be horrible! Should we just chalk it up to a nation-wide case of butt-hurt?
Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Domino's (yeah-where the HELL am I going to get a pizza without killing my cons...
Old, decidedly senile, blatantly racist, and as is typical with most of the Fox crew, takes liberty with his positions whenever deemed necessary. That's what he did in last night's Factor, mostly through his Talking Points Memo segment. It was sad to watch him cover his ass in a frenetic way as he admitted some of his ...
If you asked your average American who the top 3 US Presidents of all time are, I'd bet that one of the answers would be Abraham Lincoln. I'm here to tell you that he was one of the worst presidents of all time. I thought this would be an appropriate time for this article, with "Lincoln" being released in theaters. Dan...
For your records, remember that I said in the title 'King of the UK' and not 'King of England.' The UK is more than England, and when I explain who Chad Tycoon is, the Welsh, Scots and Northern Irish are going to want to know who he is.
(Incidentally, the common mistake of referring to the United Kingdom as England ...
Apparently a lot of people are pissed off about the election results, and they'll do anything in their powers to show it.
It's no shocker that it wasn't a unanimous vote in this year's election, nor was it fully welcomed by the people of America as a whole. How unhappy are people? Unhappy enough that these 20 states...
In 2011, I and my fellow Canadians were called to the voting booths midway into Harper's second reign of terror in the hope of bringing new players into the fold. I voted for the NDP (New Democratic Party) personally, while the Liberal party received just shy of the NDP vote in the end. However, despite the overall dam...
When Barack Obama beat Hilary Clinton in the Democratic primary (much to my chagrin) before going on to win his first Presidential election, someone said something that has really stuck with me ever since. A very wise family member said, "Well, I guess the country was more prepared for a black man to lead than a woman....
Now it's no surprise that with the sixth being the election and all, that every form of social media from facebook to twitter, and even tumblr, are all buzzing with updates and posts, praise and pleas, even jokes and jests. I personally took the opportunity to not say a thing. No replies, no comments, no posts of my ow...
The results are in, and to no ones surprise, Latino’s overwhelmingly voted to put Barack Obama back into office for another four years. While nobody’s really shocked by this, when you take a step back and look at the average Latino voter, it really doesn’t make sense.
Here’s what has been the typical position among...
This Presidential Election has been brutal! Feet are tired from walking, knuckles hurt from knocking on doors, throats are dry from talking, fingers throb from typing and brains pound from debating. But these aren't the only casualties; friendships have ended over this! Even families have been divided! This election wa...
In writing for this publication, I have come to discover a little-known fact about America, and that it has recently gone through what's called a general election.
The leader, a man called Barrack Obama/Mitt Romney has seen off a challenger by the name of Mitt Romney/Barack Obama.
I don't have much more informati...
look forward into the next four years…
The Presidential Election is tomorrow. We've had an entire year of campaigning, mud-slinging ads, fact-checking, debates, zingers and Facebook memes, all trying to convince us for whom to vote. And yet, the race is still neck-and-neck!
What shocks me to the core is that...
I don't know how we've reached this point in America where it's basically a sin to not vote. We have a right to vote, not an obligation. I think it's about time to stop voting. I'm going to use a metaphor to illustrate why you should stop.
You know that building in your town that seems to be a revolving door for shi...
Four short years ago, when President Obama was running for the office he now occupies, many promises were made to the American people. Liberal promises to garner support from those on the left and practical promises to those in the middle. Obviously, this strategy worked and got him elected, but how did it turn out?
...
Dear Elizabeth,
In the year of your Diamond Jubilee you are no doubt reflecting upon your incredible sixty-year reign. People have been born, grown old, and died all under the monarchy of Elizabeth II. Your reign, and indeed the reign of the Windsors is by far the most established institution of the United Kingdom.
...
Ok, Romney isn’t president – yet. But, being Halloween, I wanted to scare some liberals. Pundits, bettors and the American people alike think Obama will be re-elected. However, there is some historical evidence suggesting Romney will be the 45th president of America.
High unemployment has brought down many presid...
Here we are a few days after Hurricane Sandy blew through the east coast, causing widespread damage. As we look back at this momentous storm, and begin to assess the damage it has caused, we also sit and wait for the blame game to begin.
Anyone who’s paid any attention to the global warming, or as they now call it ...
I remember as a child, seeing cops on TV, and thinking look at them, people to be trusted, admired, your protectors. Then I grew up. I’m sick of seeing cops drive pass me at 110 on the highway without his lights on, when I’m going 75, and then two miles ahead one of his buddies speed traps me for going ten miles over t...
Hurricane Sandy seems to have done her numbers so far. It has flooded parts of Manhattan, killed forty-one or more people in the Caribbean, left a construction crane hanging by metal threads, provided exceptional waves for radical dudes on surfboards, and generated electric generator & bulk foods sales in superfluous a...
The Hippies were a group of stoners who spent the 1960s hallucinating on LSD and magic mushrooms while throwing up peace signs and placing flowers in their matted hair. And while that might not seem very beneficial today, the Hippies might very well be America’s last hope for freedom.
Today, in the year 2012, Ameri...
The Republican Party’s platform has been unwavering. Although the same cannot be said for their presidential nominee, who flip flops around every topic and picks his views according to the crowd. Every person in the world, I believe is pro-life except for serial killers, murderers, pedophiles and rapists. But the idea ...
Amidst the obnoxious buzzing of the beltway media as demanded by their corporatist overlords is an obscured third-party voice. This voice is the independent, the third party voter; those who are discontent with the painfully obvious butchering of what should be honest, un-soured political machinations, but instead turn...
Government can be compared to alcohol. Have a few metaphorical glasses at a moderate pace, and the benefits that it incurs to society are hugely beneficial and liberating. However, like alcohol, it is easily overdone, and often the effects aren't felt until past the point of no return. This is an attempt to understand ...
It’s no lie that most of my coworkers have children older than I am, and it’s no lie that those of Generation X do not think that we are going to take this election seriously. nd here’s why..
Obviously we are all choosing our vote based on their celebrity endorsements, right? [extract1]Of course not, but that’s how...
So here we are at year four of the age of Hope and Change. Looking back at President Obama’s first term, can we, as a nation, honestly assess exactly what he’s accomplished, and more importantly, what he hasn’t?
When President Obama entered office on January 20, 2009, he blew into town on that Springfield train ala...
Ann Romney tries (again) to paint her husband as a selfless, giving individual, but doesn’t realize how obvious her desperate spin on the subject is…
Why is this man even a viable contender in the race for the presidency? Being “self-serving” is not an admirable trait, no matter how it’s presented. It’s the reason...
Dear Mrs. Candy Crowley,
Watch out Mrs. Crowley, Fox News has set its sights on your employed status at CNN, owned by your parent company Turner Broadcasting System, whom Fox News loathes. You read me right; the "my way or the highway" juggernauts at Fox News have set the proverbial sights on your sorry behind!
Y...
Town Hall Meeting or Recorded Propaganda Message?
Today I surprised to receive a phone call from the Romney/Ryan camp. I was about to hang up, when I heard that this was supposed to be different: This was supposed to be a telephone Town Hall meeting with Congressman Paul Ryan, during which I would be offered the c...
The lesser of two evils. The next time I hear those words, I'm going to punch myself in the face. No, no one cares. I will punch a puppy in the face. Do you like puppies? Good, then listen up. If your main argument for choosing Barack Obama or Mitt Romney for president has anything to do with one being less evil then ...
With the 2012 Presidential Election looming, the subject on your mind at this moment is probably the future of this country. Few elections have been this divisive or heated. And few elections have seemed so poised to determine the future of our country for the next fifty years or longer. On one side, there are the R...
So, women make $0.78 to every man’s dollar? And people are surprised by this? Apparently Romney perusing “binders full of women” to fill his cabinet in Massachusetts wasn't enough to ensure equal pay, even though he was understanding and gracious enough to allow said hired women to get home in time to make dinner. It's...
So, for those of us who live in caves (Wait. How are you reading this?) Mitt Romney opened his mouth at the second Presidential Debate of 2012 last night and surprisingly, (sarcasm?) another load came out of the wrong end. When asked about his views on gender equality in the workplace, he told a charming story about h...
So far, there have been two presidential debates and one vice presidential debate and in each of them the issues that really matter have been absolutely ignored. The failed War on Drugs and the passage of the NDAA are just two of these issues. Two issues that are monumentally more important than whether or not Big Bird...
I don’t know why Obama chooses to be a racist, but he is. I mean, white people are the ones that put him office. “White Trash” wants the “Obama phone” as much as the ghetto drug dealer. “White guilt” gave him millions of dollars and millions of votes. Why is Obama a racist? I don’t know. But, here are some classic...
Las Vegas is Las Vegas. Zoom past the city limits and we quickly find ourselves immersed in a very strange world – a colossal Coca-Cola bottle happily burrows itself into the side of a building while first-century Roman architecture shares the street with a drunken bachelorette dressed as Santa.
By no stretch of the...
I’m no political genius, but I pay attention to what is going on in politics and I’ve been following the campaigns. I think it’s important to vote and I want to know who I am voting for so I am fully aware of the statements made by both the President and Mitt Romney. Using my experience as a single woman, my view is th...
At least, in his mind he did.
[extract1]Bill O'Reilly is, as expected, not owning up to how much devastation he incurred by the likes of Jon Stewart, especially when he called him 'The Mayor of Bullshit Mountain'. As you watch the video (provided below), you almost wonder what was going through the old man's mind at...
As most of us have noticed over the last couple of weeks, the economic numbers coming out of Washington have appeared overly, and oddly, positive. However, unlike the consensus view as to why (getting President Obama re-elected), I believe these are the numbers of a sure loser. Let me explain.
Over the last sever...
After listening to the responses from the debate it seems that Americans are very dissatisfied with what they see. The undecided and swing voters are not coming away with any information to help them to one side or the other. The voters are doing a better job arguing the issues than the actual candidates. Politicians h...
Election day is baring down upon us. The final exam for this years presidential race. Did you study? Did you follow the campaign trails? Are you a real deal, fraud free, ID holding registered voter? Where you in attendance at either the Republican or the Democratic convention? Did the Presidential Debate make you smart...
Let us imagine something for a moment…
"We are gathering here to participate in this noble gesture and help everyone who needs it. Our politicians have given up half their salaries for the benefit of endangered and all benefits in favor of the safe house. This gesture invited the other millionaires and the rich to p...
(President Obama is a Sephardic Jew!!)
Danny looks at a name he has to call to get support for President Obama.
It's "Wang," and he can't read the second name."
He says to himself...
"Self... I wonder if I should call him Mr. Wang, or ask him his last name."
So he calls the man from PeeKing...I mean Peking...
So a black guy and a Mormon walk onto a stage to convince everyone that they’re the best choice for President. The Mormon boasts of his magical underpants and the black guy, well, he makes sure we all know we’re racists if we don’t vote for him. Now this didn’t really happen at the presidential debate the other night, ...
So by now even those of us who didn’t tune into the presidential debate or those who did and fell asleep already know that Romney wants to cut off Big Bird’s head and serve his carcass at the White House thanksgiving dinner. I personally thought Big Bird was a giant chicken not a turkey, but maybe Mormons have a thing ...
Fox News’s Sean Hannity goes wild over a 2007 Obama speech that had gotten enough and more press during the 2008 election, but not according to him. He got Daily Caller Editor-in-Chief Tucker Carlson saying that this video had not gotten enough press and he knows it firsthand because he was the one breaking the news i...
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