After a 20 year study, Dr. Melton J. McFickletter, PhD, Associate Professor of Environmental Science at the renowned Bigelow Institute, declared that climate change is indeed, bad. "Unless you love more frequent and stronger hurricanes, giant tornadoes, devastating tropical storms, rising seas levels, melting icebergs and polar caps and dying animals and plant life, climate change is very bad." Dr. McFickletter proclaimed in a press conference...

Ms. Dalai Mismaladoop and Mr. Chang Choo Jones are two 40-year old virgins, who wear their anal promise rings with pride. Looking for love on line is a tricky business, especially if you are unattractive and as socially awkward as these two romantic neophytes. Much taller and hairier than the average Asian, built like a Mack truck and a food induced type II diabetic, Dalai Mismaladoop is a 42-year old biotech engineer from Chicago. Dalai bel...