Florida is a very strange place. Much of it sits just barely above sea level; its beaches ever so vulnerable to being swept away in the dead of night. The climate is like a giant black hole - rays of radiation pour outward and draw forth the life-forces of the weird and dangerous. And at the very center of that cosmic microwave the realities of the world become distorted, at the very eye of the storm you find what promises to be the most sensatio...

That was the number one most googled phrase of the night during CBS’s broadcast of the ninth Republican Debate. The answer, of course, lies in that flaming mass of tangerine-color—Donald J. Trump. Donald Trump has turned this political campaign into a must-see sporting event. It’s yet another ailment on his crusade to vitiate the pressure points of our entire political system. The spectators are letting their voices be heard or, rather,...

"Rubio! Rubio! The Republican Savior." Shouts heard from the wondrous coronation by the media and bookies in Vegas just a week ago for a man who should have been the Republican front runner from the get go. The young, good-looking, non-white, non-threatening, non-Bush candidate from Florida. Rubio checks all the boxes without sporting any weird hairpiece—just a glorious comb-over. The plain-faced son of Cuban immigrants, Rubio is the perfect ...

Tick Tock, Tick Tock. Is that a bomb in your pocket or am I just terrified to see you? Have you forgotten already? The national outrage was a mere week ago. A few people may still have leftover specks of egg on their face now that the frenzy has died down and people are starting to question the true motives behind the situation. High school freshman Ahmed Mohamed was arrested last Monday after school staff and police agreed his homemade c...

“If you want to crown ‘em then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let ‘em off the hook!” -Dennis Green   It’s hard to watch the media these days and not see Donald Trump’s massive orange head plastered all over it. Trump’s speeches are headline news. The man doesn’t pass on an opportunity to stick his foot in his mouth or talk out his ass. He oozes contempt - a hideous caricature of greedy businessmen, a self-aggrand...

Can you hear that sound? It’s the sound of grandmothers across the country weeping for their fallen angel Brian Williams. Yes, that devilishly handsome broadcaster is in some hot water over recent comments. In 2013 Williams, on the “Late Show with David Letterman”, recounted a story in which himself and a convoy of U.S. Army helicopters was peppered with gunfire in Northern Iraq. “Two were hit, including the one I was in,” Williams told D...