The Helpless Canadian: "What is all of this chatter about the Keystone pipeline?" The Helpless Canadian reads about the project and finds a great deal of support arguing on the side of economics and job creation. The Helpless Canadian: "I think this pipeline could be a good thing for American-Canadian relations and will help improve the unemployment rate in both countries." The Helpless Canadian looks into the other side of the argument...

The Helpless Canadian: "I've learned so much about my American neighbours in my studies, I think it is time I go explore firsthand the Land of the Free." The Helpless Canadian heads toward the border. The Helpless Canadian: "Hello representatives of the American people, I've got a lot of gifts I would like to share with you while I explore your country. Mind if I come in?" Border Guard: "How much money do you have?" The Helpless Canad...